today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
(Source: johavelle, via rainnbowbrite)
My Marriage to Tegan Quin
This is the account of my stage-audience conversations I had when Tegan and Sara played at the Courtyard Stage at the House of Blues in Las Vegas.
It was hosted by a radio station.
DJ Emcee Guy: Alright, make some noise for Tegan and Sara! They're right backstage, getting ready!
Me (amidst the other lesbians): TEGAN MARRY ME!
DJ: Wait wait, what did you say? Say it again?
Me (in total silence): ...tegAN MARRY ME...
DJ: Okay! They'll be out here in just a minute!
My best friend and I stated at each other, dumbstruck.
They finally arrive onstage, and I'm about 2 feet away from Sara. If I'd reached out, I could have grabbed her shoe.
Me (in the screaming): TEGAN. TEGAN. I ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME DID YOU HEAR ME. TEGAN.
Thank God for being a loud ass performer, because suddenly
Tegan: Oh wait, what? What was that?
Me: I asked you to marry me! Whadaya say?
Tegan: Oh, you want us to marry you? Well -
THEN I REMEMBER WHO I'M IN FRONT OF AND LOOK OVER TO SEE THE DIRTIEST LOOK BEING THROWN AT ME BY SARA AND THE WHOLE CROWD DOES THAT 'OOHH' THING.
Tegan: Well, keep doing the work to make it legal, and we'll see. /wink.
So the show starts, it's beautiful, and I have a Sharpie and my copy of Heartthrob at the ready to be signed at the end of the concert. At some point in the concert, a girl in the crowd behind me was holding up this beautiful collage of lyrics and pictures, and Sara noticed it. Like the polite fuckers we are, the crowd parted so the girl could bring it up.
Girl: it's for you guys, keep it!
Sara: Oh gosh, no, we can't. How about we just sign it and give it back? Oh crap, I don't have a marker...
Me: /frantically waves Sharpie.
Tegan: Oh, my wife is very prepared!
And I didn't realize what she'd said until this couple in front of me turned to me in disbelief. When it hit me, I collapsed and my best friend had to catch me becAUSE TEGAN CALLED ME HER WIFE AND THEN SHE GRABBED MY HAND AND SMILED AT ME WHEN SHE WALKED OFFSTAGE.
In conclusion. Anyone who says Tegan is their wife: sure, but did she AGREE WITH YOU?
.. and if i really love the person that i was sleeping with, i can’t wait for them to get the fuck out of the bed. i’m like: “get out of the bed”. and as soon as they’re out of the bed, i’m like “i love my bed, i love my bed”..
..and tegan’s like “I wanna spoon for hundred hours!”
I am Sara and my girlfriend is Tegan
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
where can I find a girl who looks like Sara and acts like Sara and talks like Sara but is my age and is willing to marry me